The "star" of a reality show, groomed by the best in the business is plugged in.
I'll be the first to say that the "what the hell is this girl going to possibly say" bug kindof hit me one day while perousing verified celeb twitter accounts: and I followed her.
It's free - and she may have been mildly entertaining and a breath of fresh air amongst my othwewise very industry-honed tweets (or better yet, she might just start postin' hot pics of her and LC or something....god knows why I really followed her...anyways)
So earlier tonight - i'm on tweetdeck and boom - she tweets.
Get this stroke of pure PLEASE-DE-follow-me-genius: http://twitter.com/stephaniepratt/statuses/4302101063
Naturally, I'm thinking - ok boring - total mis-lead on the follow there...un-follow.
I'm about to click the button when i see she has a "website".
Not a blog...a "website" - and it's name says it all http://www.allstephpratt.com/
Celebutant has a site - click to see...it's late - and in case it isn't totally obvious I CLEARLY need a break from my work.
And.
Like.
OMG!
It's like totally supported by ads.
Genius!!!!!!
What a great way to make cash Steph!
Bank on whatever quasi celeb pull you have!
Because some advertisers (not this one), are actually willing to you cash for impressions on your website. YOU can make more cash....dollars to fund your partying habit and your surgeries!
What the site talks about, I still have no idea - being a self-proclaimed ad-geek, and someone who clearly judges (by the tone of this post, you can prolly see where this is going) websites by the advertisers on it....I saw what ads her ad network/representation (or lack thereof) was spewing out and went straight to judgement...
Turns out this poor celebutant wannabe doesn't get the good ads....no....she gets ads about Bulimia clinics - oh, and teeth witening ads, and weight loss banners.
Then i thought to myself...
Am I being too harsh? Maybe Steph Pratt is an interesting person.
Maybe advertisers SHOULD pay money to be on her site.
Maybe I should write a post on how harsh being considered remnant inventory is.
Maybe, she's just a victim of bad buyer targeting.
BUT HELLS NO.
It's the same remnant isht* every network runs.
Alongside belly fat ads and get rich quick schemes.
The modern day infomercial.
Why is she letting this happen? FOR MONEY.
So to resume:
A) Don't open ur doors to an ad network just to make cash.
B) Judge a site by the quality of its ads.
C) Don't watch the Hills bcuz LC's not even on anymore.
Lesson learned.
Get these beauties:
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